Greetings to my many millions of
fans all over the globe. Several years ago I ran a highly successful blog and
personal website. It was visited by thousands of fans (and yes even some
detractors) on a daily basis. I have decided to start blogging again, as it is
palpably absurd that the world has been deprived of my wisdom and humour.
Since I vacated the world of
blogging the World Wide Internet has changed greatly. We now have “Facebookmarking”
and “The Tweeter”, which allow important and wise men such as myself to
communicate with people and places that up until only a few years ago did not
have the Internet. These places, such as Texas and Norway, are now part of the
21st century and will now have the opportunity to benefit from my
blogging.
It is my wish that my readers
leave comments for me, but they may also contact me by Facebookmarking and
Tweeting. I will be blogging as I did before on current events, and sharing my
views on the hot topics of the day, not to mention revealing intimate details
of my immensely interesting life. I will also be reposting some of my classic
blogs, which will prove once again to be fan favourites I am sure. When the
fancy takes me, I will post audio monologues, giving my fans the chance to hear
my enchanting voice once again.
Maxwellian regards,
SIR PETER MAXWELL
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